25 paying patients in 60 days — or every dollar back.
This is the strongest promise in the industry, and it's in the contract. We fund the ads, we run the campaign, we work every lead. You watch the dashboard.
Exact definitions
What "25 paying patients" means
No soft counting. A paying patient is a consumer who has met both conditions for your chosen guarantee medication:
1. Paid for month one
A completed, settled month-one payment through your processors — not a lead, not a booked consult, not an abandoned checkout.
2. Prescription filled
A filled month-one prescription for the guarantee medication. Paid-but-unfilled does not count toward the 25.
The terms, plainly
How the guarantee works
Zero acquisition cost
We fund all advertising spend and acquisition labor during the guarantee window. You cover cost of goods (medication), provider consult fees, and standard operating costs.
60 days from launch
The clock starts when your campaign goes live — after your signed launch checklist and final payment. You get dashboard access from day one.
One medication
The guarantee applies to the single medication you designate at kickoff. Your other two funnels launch alongside it — they're just not part of the guarantee count.
If we miss: full refund
Fail to hit 25 by day 60 and every fee you've paid is refunded. Alternatively, you may elect in writing to waive the refund and have us continue at our cost until 25 is reached — your choice entirely.
Proof at patient #25
You receive per-patient proof of paid + filled status, plus a completion report with the full campaign data: CAC, winning creatives, audiences, and funnel metrics.
Clock-pause conditions
The window pauses only if a needed approval is outstanding more than 48 hours, the guarantee medication changes, or campaign assets are altered outside the agreed process — communicated same-day, in writing.
Why we can promise this
We're betting our own money on the machine
The guarantee campaign runs on the same funnel architecture, creative library, and remarketing system we deploy on every build — every declined payment, abandoned checkout, and unconverted lead is worked by phone and SMS from day one. A miss costs us the full fee, so the campaign is managed like it: daily internal checks, weekly creative kills, and hard escalation checkpoints at day 30 and day 45.
Read it in the contract, not just the website
Every term above appears in your agreement before you sign. Book a call and we'll walk you through it line by line.
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